The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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