just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid