Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.