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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.

  (773): View more from Illinois

  "We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.

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  I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta

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• (650): View more from California

  Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke

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  She kept going

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning

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  Thats for me to know and you to find out.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time

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• (858): View more from California

  Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip

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  It's the little things

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.

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  you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?

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  Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?

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