Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here