For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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