I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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