is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
40s are totally the cure
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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