Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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