let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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