new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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