I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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