Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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