People in love make me want to vomit
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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