Kiss
Puke
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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