ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
