Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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