we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
well I can't set my house on fire every night
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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