Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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