Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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