Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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