your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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