if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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