Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
nutella sex= disaster
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
what food is Colorado known for?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.