no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.