I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
