i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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