pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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