so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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