Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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