just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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