Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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