So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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