porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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