is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I understand Curling. That high.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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