I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I look better un-naked...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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