Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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