We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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