"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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