i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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