Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Are my feet made of real feet?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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