yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
two words: eviction party
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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