Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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