eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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