I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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