we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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