I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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