We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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