so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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