oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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