Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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