There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
