at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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