You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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