Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Storm74 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(817): View more from Texas

MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.

Fav 10 1043 3454
share tweet
(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

(816): View more from Missouri

ists fjcssing insceredle

(913): View more from Kansas

be there in 10

Fav 61 28044 1878
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(443): View more from Maryland

I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?

Fav 17 4818 1126
share tweet
(414): View more from Wisconsin

Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...

Fav 11 1022 4899
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(310): View more from California

He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna

Fav 9 6173 2086
share tweet
(815): View more from Illinois

Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.

Fav 3 2150 865
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.

Fav 2 653 1068
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(270): View more from Kentucky

We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped

Fav 4 268 371
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(714): View more from California

I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.

Fav 0 44 5
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT