I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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