Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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