I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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